Back in Switzerland, the trip is now a purely family affair. Okay we’re not the McRobinsons but for the sake of art perhaps we should consider a name change. My niece lives here, my mother is here, my sister was here and now my brother has arrived.
The niece and I bonding over cocktails
I’m still not overly enamoured with Zurich, she’s too much of a nice girl for me but there is always fun to be had somewhere. Plenty of nice things to see and do but the weather has generally been what can only be described as shite. Freezing bloody cold and rainy. If the weather is in your favour a trip around the lake is nice and we did squeeze one in. Nice, nice, nice. It is the only appropriate descriptive word I can find for the place.
There was this very nice flower clock too.
Trouble at the KuntzMuseum
Spoilt for choice in Zurich, she has lots of arts and galleries but I’m glad we made the effort for this one. The Kuntz Museum was calling to me as it has an impressive collection of Impressionists. Love my Monet. Lots of other big names there too like Matisse, Chagall, Lieberman, Bonnard, Picasso, Renoir and I saw my first Rembrandt. Feeling very cultured!
Oh that’s right the trouble. A sign telling us that Wednesday was free day to us meant just go on in. Apparently not. Apparently one is still meant to go to the counter, get an official button to wear on ones clothes confirming ones permission to be wandering around admiring the art. My sister got bailed up at the very last room by a vigilant employee and reprimanded for lack of button. In true Dani style she marched up to the counter, got herself a button, and marched right back to that last room to view some unimpressive sculptures. Apparently one is also not meant to carry ones umbrella around and is meant to put it in appropriate public receptacle for the duration of ones visit. We know for next time.
University Botanic Gardens
Tropical bio-sphere domes on the tourist brochure beckoned me to this site only to be disappointed. The domes were a look from the outside in affair. Hate being teased. Inside were tropical plants, cacti and other exotic things. Lush grounds complete with duck pond and friendly cat were pleasant to wander around except for the persistent rain. Other gardens included a rock and Mediterranean but again the shite weather meant that everything was not quite there.
LUCERNE
Swiss family McRobinson drive to Lucerne. Much hilariousness and scariness ensue driving in the rain on the other side of the car on the other side of the road. Glad it’s not me driving. The world is safer. Just trying to work out how where the damn reverse was in the car was only the beginning. FYI it’s pulling the gear stick up and to the left.
The unseasonable persistent European winter continues. Spring is officially over and the summer begins with yet another wintry rainy day. The river running through the centre of town is swollen and rushing with glacial green water. Brrrr. There are more than a few bridges to cross the river but the really special ones are the old ones made of timber. Despite the rain, am liking the vibe of this little town. Doesn’t feel so new. The architecture is pretty special if you like that sort of thing.
If this copper was on a roof in Australia it would have LONG gone!
Old Swiss House Restaurant
The brochure told me this was or had been Michelin starred but this overpriced and overrated restaurant was missable. The smell of butter hits you like a smack in the face as you enter. I thought I was going to go into a lactose intolerant fit! The specialty of the house is Schnitzel which they cook with much pomp at the table and it wasn’t even that great. Never in my life have I seen so much butter. About half a pat and a coronary per schnitzel. They have a wall of fame on the way to the toilet to prove that the restaurant has been popular with such luminaries as Richard Nixon, Lyndon B Johnson and even old Blue Eyes Frank Sinatra. Nothing like lingering outside the loo to view old photos. To be missed.
Battlements
Our reluctant mother was pushed and almost carried up the hill to enjoy a tiptoe along the battlements that watch over Lucerne. Most excellent views of the lake and township so definitely worth the short hike. The many towers along the way can be climbed and one has gigantic clock in it with a very long pendulum. There is a rude joke in there somewhere but I’ll let it slide.
Lion of Lucerne
The tourist pictures of the lion carved into a wall didn’t prepare me for the poignancy and pathos of this extraordinary sculpture in honour of Swiss mercenaries who died in service to the French. The sculpture depicts a dying lion with a spear through his body in a wall of sandstone rock above a tranquil circular pond. The ambience of the location made me linger there despite the cold and rain.
The lion’s pain and anguish is palpable. How the sculptor managed to capture that moment in rock is truly extraordinary. Hands down the best sculpture I’ve ever seen. What I really wanted to do was climb up and give the poor thing a cuddle, I haven’t hugged anything in a while. Too wet! So to cheer myself up I did bad lion impressions. Grrr.
Bourbaki Panorama
Wow, wow and wow. This circular painting is so much more than I expected. A huge artwork conceived by a former Red Cross volunteer from this war, it apparently took 4 years of planning but just 4 months to complete with the aid of 10 artists. A surreal experience that brings you inside the war as it is all around you in this circular world. The lower portions are actual models and weapons adding to the raw 3D feeling. Tragedy, death, human resilience and the futility of war.
Rosengarten Museum
There is nothing else to do in the rain but get some culture and this gallery is a private collection by personal friends and big fans of Picasso. A whole floor devoted to him but none of it that I particularly liked. Another entire floor devoted to Klee. And in between a lovely little selection of Monet, Matisse, Renoir, Bonnard, Kandinsky, Vuillard, Chagall. Short but sweet.
INTERLAKEN – Desperately seeking Edelweiss
Another rainy day to drive to this town so named because it is between 2 lakes. The town itself is dwarfed by the monstrous mountains of Jungfrau, Munch, Eiger and more on all sides. Popular in winter for skiing, in summer it is adventure town with skydiving, paragliding and other death defying sports.
Our hotel is hilarious as it designed for little hobbit sized people such as myself. Even I can touch the ceiling with ease, my poor brother is in danger of concussion.
The travel gods decided to be kind and a glorious sunny day dawned so we headed to the base of Jungfrau, the mountain that at it’s peak is the highest place in Europe – 4158 metres. To get close to the peak is a mere $195! It felt like a lot but you get your money’s worth. It is a slow journey up the mountain on two separate railways. The first half is in full view of the surrounding country, the last half almost entirely in tunnels. But never fear, they entertain you with promotional TV showing people doing crazy things up there in the high places like speed climbing or even worse, a marathon. You would have to be out of your freaking mind.
Once at the top the altitude made me light headed and giggly. Just climbing a short set of stairs felt like a lot of work. It was a bit like walking drunk, not sure if I was walking straight but hey, I’ve had a lot of practice. It is SO HIGH!
At the top, the highest railway station in the world at 3454 metres is full of shopping and culinary options but we eventually found the Tour sign which led us to the highest viewing platform called the Sphinx at 3571 metres. You really do feel as if you are standing on top of the world surrounded by snow covered peaks with blue sky above and looking down upon the clouds.
Downstairs is a long tunnel of solid ice to walk through. Along the way are amazing ice sculptures of bears, penguins, eagles, seals and other things. Apparently the heat of the multitude of visitors means that that have to continually recarve the sculptures and chill the tunnel.
Then it was time to walk out on to the slippery snow and into a balmy 5 degrees. It was absolutely packed with people. Massive tour groups of Japanese and Indians that actually broke out the Bollywood music in the snow at 3454 metres in front of the Jungfrau. Hilarious. I should have got a photo but was too busy trying not to slip on the ice. The important things is my bum stayed dry.
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The extended winter once again means that the horticultural offerings are scarce. I'd counted on seeing my first Edelweiss but nary a one to be seen. I was desperately looking out the train window all the trip up and back but it was pretty much dandelions all way. The best I could do was this flowery clock downtown in Interlaken with succulents and weedy bloody Alternanthera. Boring. The clock is clever though.
At the end of the day I am comforted by the thought at least that I’ve peed in a toilet at the top of the world. It’s important to feel like you’ve really been somewhere.
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