I tried really hard to love Barcelona but it hasn’t exactly lived up to my idyllic imaginings. I wish I wish I wish I’d never seen Vicki Cristina Barcelona because it just hasn’t delivered. Perhaps in my subconscious I thought Javier Bardem was going to turn up. It’s crowded, noisy, expensive and full of drunk Englishmen and Germans that yell a lot. Didn’t see any of those guys in the damn movie.
On top of that I've had a few things go wrong. Special mention here to my very dear friend Mike from Texas, (the Texas part is really important, he is not just Mike!) who remarked in only the way he can, and I quote, the vacation gods have taken a crap on me. Thank you Mike for saying the thing that cannot be unsaid.
I hurt my back before we got here, I hurt my ankle after I got here and I've had more than a few problems with accommodation. Nothing like being alone, lame and worrying about being homeless in a foreign city. I've had a crappy overpriced cave, a booking for the wrong hotel, a good but outrageously overpriced hotel and then finally a little apartment in a two week period. That's travel for you.
The lovely view from my new apartment, a library 🙂 and a car park 😦
Boqueria Markets on La Rambla. Once I had the apartment I could enjoy this vibrant cornucopia properly for this time and buy some of the fresh ingredients I’ve been lusting over. Nothing like being a participant, instead of a spectator. Food glorious food. I could stop eating alone in restaurants and cook some real food.
The food got me all pepped up and off I headed to worship once more at the altar of Gaudi. This time at La Pedrera.
Another queue of course but not so long today. Ahh the soothing colonial tones of my English audio guide, how I have missed thee. Casa Bastllo remains my favourite as it is a much warmer building but I am still awed by his genius. There is something more raw about this building, the bones of the structure are more on display. The view from the rooftop is again spectacular amidst the whimsical yet ingenious chimney tops and his Sagrada Familia in the distance has all my fellow pilgrims snapping pictures madly. Inside is the replica apartments and models of his other works that make me wish I could be a little tiny person and wander around and get a proper look rather than the bits we are allowed.
Barcelona FC Futbol
Post Gaudi giddiness I’m on the way back to my new apartment and I get caught up in the Barcelona Football Club Champions Parade! Not to be redundant, but it was electric. I am not a soccer fan, hours of watching overpaid athletes not score isn’t exactly my idea of a good time. However I couldn’t resist the atmosphere of a city full of people lining the streets dressed in their best fan wear, craning for a glimpse of their team and cheering them on. I was in the front row. It was sheer pageantry. First came the police on motorbikes. Then the foot patrol of the two types of Police they have here. The Guardia Urbana and the dashing Mossos d’Esquadra. I swear on my swooning female soul that there wasn’t an unattractive one amongst them, even the chicks were hot. Perhaps they get hired for their facade.
On one side of the street police come atop strapping dark horses, on the other astride white horses. Then a special escort of even prettier horses with riders in full military dress. Ummm then the street sweepers cleaning up after the horses. Very practical. Then more police on foot keeping the crowd at bay. The parade got louder as the drummers, dancers and street performers preceding the buses try with ease to whip the crowd into a frenzy. As the bus carrying the women’s team came past everyone was pretty excited then went ABSOLUTELY WILD as the men’s team followed. Oh my lord the screaming. Somewhere in the middle was the buses of groupies, cheerleaders and wives but everybody ignored those. The tall dark and handsome police kept all the craziness from spilling over into mania. It was truly exhilarating. I’m feeling all patriotic or whatever being a fan means, and I’m off to buy myself an FCB shirt first thing tomorrow. Actually probably just a magnet.
Las Golondrinas
Turns out not every day in Barcelona can be that exciting. A ride around the port and beaches sounds lovely right. Wrong! They asked me if I wanted to go on the 40 minute or 1.5 hour ride. I thought 40 minutes would be just fine. I missed the small print that told me that ride was only around the port. Imagine 40 long minutes getting gassed by a stinky diesel engine whilst enjoying the scintillating sites of dock works, container ships and cruise ships all lined up. Riveting stuff. Every single passenger got off the ship in silence without even saying Gracias. To be missed. I amused myself by taking photos of immature things instead and one good fun floating thing.
MONSERRAT & COLONIA GUELL
For my last full day in this city I thought I would get out further afield. There were two places I wanted to see and it just so happened that a tour company offered exactly those destinations in a shiny package for 61 Euros! Ouch, but I got a whole 3 Euro discount because I’d been on their big red bus around town. Sick of doing things on my own, a guided tour gave me the illusion of company.
Colonia Guell was an industrial socio-economic community founded by Gaudi’s patron in the 1890’s. It differed from other similar communities in Spain as he reputedly attempted to improve conditions for the people living and working there. Nowadays, it is just owned by the people who can afford to live there. It is worth doing a tour with a local guide as they can explain the history and the significance of the types of architecture used. The school teacher had a cool house, a bit sad to see it all abandoned today and the doctors house looked like a mini castle. The government used to tax people on the number of windows they had rather than square metre-age and the following photo shows their creative and I think sarcastic solution. Love it. The downside is that because of its historical significance none of the new inhabitants are allowed to to actually turn it into a window. So they continue to live in the dark.
Yet another of Gaudi’s unfinished masterpieces is here, the Crypt of Colonia Guell. Mr Guell wanted to enhance the spiritual life of his village and got Gaudi on the job, as you do. You can see the creative foundations here that he later used for the Sagrada Familia. It is almost a microcosm of that later work. All those delicious natural earthy shapes and curves but without the ostentation. Simply beautiful architecture imitating nature. The butterfly stained glass windows that actually open is a first for a religious space. Besides being an utter genius the man had a real gift for making spaces warm and inviting to be in. Any further work on it has been abandoned so that no other hand can taint the purity of his work. Apparently you can get married there but there is a 3 year waiting list. That would be awesome! If only I was the marrying kind. Anyone??
Montserrat Mountain
Continuing the theme of the being cursed by the gods of travel it is a rainy day, the mountains which I am very eager to see are enveloped in mist and it is bitterly cold. Joy. The point of going on a Thursday is that there is meant to be no crowds. Enhancing that sense of joy is the seven coach loads of Russian tourists that arrive and the place is now packed. You know how I love to queue! Ahh the serenity.
Montserrat has more than a few things to do but for me there were five big attractions.
The first is the ride up the mountain on the rack railway. A five kilometre metric distance winding up 550 spectacular metres.
The second is another ride up the mountain on the Funicular. And I thought I’d had all the funicular fun I could take in in San Sebastián. The difference with this one is firstly that you stand and not sit. And secondly oh my it goes really, really high. The ascent is to 970 metres above sea level up a very sharp slope. The summit is cloudy but surprisingly not too cold. The views are spectacular but would have been even better if there wasn’t so much cloud! These mountains were formed from sediment left over from when there was an ocean here millions of years ago. The remaining peaks loom above me. They remind me a little of the Blue Mountains in Sydney, minus all the Eucalypts of course. There are a few nice plants here and there but spring hasn’t exactly sprung in this part of the world yet thanks to the altitude.
In better weather you could spend half day up here hiking the slopes and having a picnic but not today. I make a short pilgrimage to a little church then get the hell back on the fun ride down the mountain. About 2 hours later as we were leaving town, the clouds cleared and the sun came out leaving the mountains in full view out the rear view mirror. Typical.
The third big attraction is the La Moreneta, an image of my girl Mary that was found miraculously in a cave on the mountain many years ago. She turns up like that. Oh the legends. The name means “the little dark skinned one’ as she is black but she wasn’t always. Some genius trying to protect her many years ago used a varnish on her that has turned black over time. I think it suits her. Probably a more realistic rendition, albeit accidental. The queue to see her was about an hour long because of the many bus loads of Ruskis but that was OK with me as I got to see a replica of her at Gaudi’s crypt in Colonia Guell earlier in the day and that was good enough.
The fourth is the boys choir that sing in the basilica where La Moreneta is kept. Montserrat is a very unusual town. Along with its location it has a school and choir that has been going since the 12th Century, run by as I understand it, a group of 80 monks. Or the monks are involved. Anyhoo, they only have 50 pupils, with 10 from each year between the ages of 8 and 11. Every child, along with their scholastic studies, must sing in the choir 6 days a week and learn at least 2 instruments. Every day at 1pm the choir sing with their angelic pre pubescent voices and tourists are welcome to watch in silence and are not meant to clap as is not actually a performance. I went as directed by my tour guide and found the church as packed as a rock concert. I bravely dived in and made my way amongst the crowd. There are very clear signs up in this church about no noise, no photos, no video etc but of course the hordes ignored. After awhile as I was waiting for the boys, getting shoved and stepped on, it just seemed unseemly to be participating in this group mind so I left without my ears being the benefit of these unusually gifted children. Bummer.
The fifth big draw for me was that Montserrat also has a Museum with some Picasso, Dali, Monet, Caravaggio and other masters but I ran out of time. A shame.
One final thing about Montserrat. The food sucks! My tour guide raved about this self serve restaurant with traditional Catalonian food. Just awful. I got touristed again! Will I never learn. Cold, salty, crappy overpriced food. The wine was OK, but it usually always is. In two weeks I think I’ve only had about two really good meals in Barcelona. Must be going to all the wrong places.
Catalonian folk dancing
One morning I was fighting my way through a pretty nasty saturday morning crowd on a side street off the Rambla and come across a plaza with a band in full swing and a group of random everyday people holding hands in a bit circle doing a very peculiar toe tapping dance. Flash Mob? No! Catalonian traditional folk dancing. Who knew?! Toe tapping goodness. It redeemed my faith in humanity.
So that’s it for Barcelona and Spain as a whole. Bit sad to be saying goodbye to Spain but not so much Barcelona. It’s lucky its got Gaudi, otherwise it may not have a lot else going for it. I’m one of those hypocritical tourists who think the tourists have ruined the place. And as I left walking past the mile long queue at Plaza Catalunya waiting for the tourist bus I was really ready to go..
Adios Amigos
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